i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy”
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
And this I why I haven’t cut my hair in 4 years
Pet peeve: when I laugh at something and someone says that it’s not that funny. Fuck you, I didn’t ask you.